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Words Used to Describe Genitals

wtffanfiction:

So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found.

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purple headed warrior equipt with liquid love. lovely. some pretty beaut sentences can be made.

fromtwodifferentworlds:

#funny #face #haha #girl #lips #mouth (Taken with instagram)

fromtwodifferentworlds:

#funny #face #haha #girl #lips #mouth (Taken with instagram)

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

whatisthiss:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

carriehopefletcher:

[x]

This is AMAZING! 

Wow. This really is unbelievable. I applaud the person who made this.

This is the Doctor constantly regenrating on your dash.

You’re welcome.

Oh. 9½ and 10½ Doctors are… super good looking

I think 6½ starred in Grease.

(Source: how-ood, via wethrowparties-youthrowknives)

opps

i think i’m still drunk from last night.

and apparently i peed outside, who knew?

anrdew:

I’ve been laughing at this for like 3 minutes

anrdew:

I’ve been laughing at this for like 3 minutes

(via glitterweave)

lupinesque:

demetri martin is actually the best person

(via thereareworsegamesto-play)